Pinch Cabaret
A celebration of variety, community, and artistic cross-pollination!
The Pinch Cabaret is a monthly variety show presenting 10 minute sets from performers across the artistic spectrum: poets, playwrights, dancers, comedians, drag queens, storytellers, musicians, burlesque artists, historians, improvisers, and who knows what else!
Upcoming Shows
Pinch Cabaret #47
Sat Feb 28, 2026 - 8pm
Hosted and curated by grizzled old sea captain Ben Gorodetsky. Expect the unexpected!
Featuring:
Friendly Rich is a composer from Brampton, Ontario. He did most of the music for MTV's The Tom Green Show back in the day and has been releasing original music ever since. For Pinch Friendly Rich will lead us through a guided meditation using dissonant singing bowls detuned just perfectly to put everyone in a state of entrainment. Be warned, this sound bath might lead some to vomit.
Joel Guse, also known as The Joel Show, shares his love of juggling, unicycling and making balloon animals all while creating smiles! He’ll present a fast-paced Juggling Extravaganza packed with balance, flair, and crowd-pleasing surprises.
Confuse The Parents is Kitchener based singer-songwriter and multi-instrumentalist duo made up of Dayna-Rose Shapiro and Aleistar Cain. They perform original songs that combine an experimental blend of Indie, Alternative, Jazz, Neo Soul and R&B. Their both wholesome and emotionally heartfelt lyrics touch on topics such as struggling with depression and anxiety, neurodivergence, healing through self-expression and creating art, connection with nature and animals, and the importance of community.
Ashton (he/they) is an emerging queer writer based in Kitchener-Waterloo. He found expression and creativity through creative writing at an early age, writing his first novel at the age of 12. Ashton is working towards both a current novel project and a work of collected poetry for publication. At pinch he will be reading some of his poetry and a creative non-fiction piece centered around transness, mental health, familial relationships, and self growth.
Piper & Carson’s songwriting is free and fiercely personal; like running in the woods, washing in cold water, and howling with wolves. This duo will make you believe music can change the world. Energetic, honest and full of inspiration; Piper & Carson's music soars with harmony driven songs and rich vulnerable stories shared abundantly.
And for the Pinch Zine Series, this month we’ll release "Blame Me" by Norah Wardell. Norah (she/her) is a choreographer, producer, and explorer of relationships and community. She is the Founder of performance collective Dance and Heart and her newest passion is Aura Studio in Fergus where she blends movement with her conflict transformation practice. "Blame Me" explores the dizzying power of moving on.
Advance tickets are $5 / $10 / $20 / $30 – you choose the option that’s right for you.
Indigenous community members are welcomed to attend for free.
Enormous thanks to Waterloo Region Community Foundation, Canada Council for the Arts, Ontario Arts Council, Cities of Kitchener & Waterloo, Uptown Waterloo BIA, and the Registry Theatre for their generous support, allowing for accessible ticket pricing!
VENUE:
We're at Hepcat Swing Studio (42 Erb St, Waterloo)
Perform at Pinch!
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Perform at Pinch! 〰️
Pinch Cabaret thrives on new acts, and that means you!
Email Ben@PinchCabaret.com to submit.
All acts paid $$$!
All experience levels welcome.
Past Shows
Host Ben Gorodetsky
Horn player Micajah
Comedian Renee Groux
Poet Chris Banks
Comedian & Door Person Aashay Dalvi
Musical Poet & House Technician Braeden Etienne
Pianist Ryan Antooa
Pianist Ryan Antooa
Pole Dancer Ellie Gravitas
Pole Dancer Ellie Gravitas
Pole Dancer Daffy Long Legs
Finger Drummer & Producer Edan it again
Pinch Audience
Pinch Audience
Comedian & Door Person Aashay Dalvi
Drag Creature Yovska
Cellist Miriam Stewart-Kreoker
Musical Comedian Rando
Storyteller and Ukrainian Refugee Lilia Samchuk
Poet Nathaniel Voll
Audience members at intermission
Host Ben Gorodetsky
Drag Creature Yovska
Standup and Activist Aashay Dalvi
The cast of Pinch #6
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Pinch #1 - Sep 24, 2021
Circus Artists Kimberlee Walker & Carly Schelken
Playwright & Poet Ciarán Meyers
Singer-Songwriter Rachel Hickey
All Female and Non-Binary Improv Troupe The Phlegm Fatales
Image of Carly Schelken by Kaylens Photography
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Pinch #4 - Mar 19, 2022
Comedian & Trans Activist Kez Vicario-Robinson
Writer Johnny Wideman
Classical String Trio String Theory
Burlesque Dancer Bonita Chinchilla
Improv Comedy Duo Braeden Etienne & Sarah Bennet
Image of Kez Vicario-Robinson